i finally got my freya bras and they fit so well it’s so great wow
pussy-strut: what if we started a tumblr lipstick misandrist secrets blog where we made text graphics that said stuff like “sometimes i only hate men a little bit instead of totally” or “i’ve never read butler”
i half woke up at ~3 AM and rolled over to tell carlos, “godzilla is my style icon” he goes “what?” and i repeat myself then i realize what i’m saying
ohtheguilt: Stranger Things by Local Natives i...
Anonymous asked: how tall are you?
i’m more social lately and it’s making me feel strange feels
Anonymous asked: you can def pull off those bleached brows, you're one of the few that actually has the face for it x
almost got “sent home” at school for doing sudoku puzzles while taking notes on a lecture/video demo about chemical texture services. had to explain that it helps me focus, and if i don’t have something like that to keep my brain on track, i start spacing out, falling asleep, daydreaming. instructor was initially skeptical bc i was looking down the whole time, not staring at him...
amrita said she was thinking of naming her new blog “the distillery” and i said if i ever made a Real Blog it would be the destijlery and it went over well bc there are people out there who appreciate niche jokes and it felt good man. felt good in general to just hang out with smart ladies who are pretty much on the same life & mental plane as i am. small victories.
just ordered two stupid bras by freya, paid more than i wanted to, but all my bras are falling apart and can no longer contain the bbs soooooooooo this was needed
i have a coworker who got a lower back tattoo before the phrase “tramp stamp” was synonymous with it i’m going to start calling my stomach tat a “cramp stamp” in solidarity
no but really, i’m not sorry. i don’t even have the mental fortitude to explain how idiotic and trite that statement is (especially addressed as an open letter—what are you expecting? so to speak) so i’m just going to talk about how great the tattoos i have on and around my stomach are. the first one is “cogito ergo sum” right along my bikini line, and i got it...
amandalorian: An open letter to every girl with a tattoo on or near her stomach: WHAT ARE YOU DOING uh sorry for partying
gonna change my name to paz de la muerta
i can’t even begin to configure how i got my mouth into that position let alone whatever the fuck else i was doing with the rest of my body carlos is in bed mumbling literal gibberish and i should be asleep god bless us every one a man
got my last resort id confiscated after i had already decided to leave the bar, bc i wanted to go back in to pee before we went home. guess i’m not going out til next march. wheee, reckless abandon, whatever. have to be at work at 8 AM tomorrow. everything is le merde.
on train & i rly have 2 p life is weird
why aren’t we as a western society over the concept of the “drinking age” yet? this is some class d felony bullshit inequity and i refuse to fight for my right to party
i’m a stupid and at the doors of webster hall, while not planning to drink, not realizing that they were only checking for 18 and over (this was printed on the ticket, again, i’m stupid), i decided to use my fake to get an over 21 wristband, “just in case.” dude didn’t even take a second glance and stuck it in his pocket, asked for my real ID and was like I’M...
busy woman cooks dinner, knocks baby off to-do list
true life: i’m addicted to nasal sprays
ce mercredi, je vais au soiree d’un bon ami qui va au militaire (marines) a la merdi prochaine. il y’avait plein des gens de ma college qui je n’voudrais pas revoir. il faut que je me dis, “ce n’est pas de toi,” bref j’ai besoin d’une xanax parce-que des certaines choses jamais disparaitraient. mais ce n’est pas de moi et je suis...