April 2012
the vet techs kept going WHERE’S CREAM, PEACHES, WHERE’S CREEEEAAAMMMM
my jasmine plants came
carlos let my first (genus still unknown) plant 95% die while i was in hawaii so i just gave up on it
these are my new babies
babygirl is going to the vet today, she has another mouth sore that’s getting worse rather than better
with the FIV, i’m not even sure why i wait around to see if she’ll get better on her own bc she just won’t :( she needs antibiotics ASAP
i just woke up from a dream where i was convicted of murder, shot in the back of the head, undead for the remainder of the dream and just walking around waiting to die, trying to call my mom and carlos, thinking about all i was leaving behind
i also had a bowl of peas with me the whole time and i was eating them one by one while walking around crying and bleeding on things
i felt the shot and...
drunk dinner party
i made dinner for friends
this is life
hey carlos, guess what we’re doing tomorrow!
CURTAINS
Bye grl!
whatwhatwhat:
A boy told me once that he (was going to, but) didn’t kiss me because I was wearing lipstick and that I shouldn’t wear it out because “guys don’t want to kiss girls who have lipstick on.”
Not true.
Get over it.
I probably don’t want to be kissing them anyway. I certainly didn’t want to be kissing him.
So. Bye.
for real though, lipstick is the. best. and anyone who tries to...
i’m finally watching last week’s mad men bc no amc in hawaii hotel and jesus christ, roger and jane. i’m in bed cry-whining and so many feels, i was so not prepared for this.
lady on the plane with a solo cup, where the party at?
overhead bin politics don’t TOUCH my shit you slug woman
diacrit:
i was trying to decide whether to like one direction or not so i ran through a little mental checklist
are they original? nah
are they the only ones? no
are they sexual? nope
turns out they fail the BBB (Backstreet Boy Band) test so i’m legally not allowed to like them sorry guys
but they’re everything you need
i’m noivous
gonna take some vicodin so it doesn’t hurt as much (tattoos hurt i don’t care, i don’t care about how you’re addicted to the pain, i don’t care how the hurt is part of the process, suck my dick)
maybe some xanax because i have it and i can
i’m just a kid and life is a nightmare 0:)
dismissivejerkoffmotion asked: DID YOU GET THE UNICORN TATTOO??
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yesterday at the arboretum i saw some chickens and one was trying to cross the road but it was missing half a leg so it wasn’t getting too far. this is an open metaphor.
i have video of two little birdies alighting on my finger earlier this morning, will upload later. was rill cute.
by the pool with warm skin listening to in rainbows. feeling some shade of euphoria. maybe purple.
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HAVING A CINCO DE MAYO PARTY BECAUSE I WANT TO MAKE THOSE COOKIES AND IT’S ON A SATURDAY SO YES
TINA COME OVER AND HELP ME BAKE
MARGARITAVILLE ETC.
just went on a hike at the lyon arboretum and it was so awesome i can’t even begin to explain. it was like jurrassic park and then there was a waterfall and i swam in it and we were pretty much alone the whole time. wow.
foie:
i want angelina jolie’s life (after 2000), but instead of kids i will adopt a lot of animals and give them goofy names. and i will dress them in ralph lauren and steal yo man from up underneath your nose
*hairflip*
iphi is my queen, everyone go home
now i’m in bed eating pocky, drinking guava juice—this is all i need
i guess this is where i admit how i couldn’t get past the first 20 min of “bridesmaids”
hm
it’s actually great, I’m just being a cranky asshole
Anonymous asked: how's hawaii? is it all fun and junk?
we’ve been driving across the island for almost 2 hrs towards a literal field of poles (sightseeing!) and my mom won’t turn around or stop playing top 40 and i think i’m ready to go home now just put me on the plane i’m ready i want to kiss carlos and hug my cat now ok
okay I’m getting the first one in black (apparently to get the detail i want in the size i want, color ink wouldn’t show well and would bleed) on wednesday night!
my only issue is that the best rated (90 ~4.5 star ratings on google) tattoo spot in waikiki is called “tattoolicious” and that makes me nervous
i fb’d a stylist at the salon who frequents this area and has a shit ton of tattoos asking if he has any artists he can vouch for, but he hasn’t responded yet
i just don’t want to go to some lame touristy dumb spot and get...
purple ink unicorn tattoo on my side y/n
