February 2012
67 posts
succor:
anal del ray
somebody help me all i can think about is grapefruit, sex, and paradise by the dashboard light
i think my brain is becoming an old
Miss Piggy On Beauty
homeisaheartbeat:
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
i’ve been “about to take a shower” for 40 minutes now but i am wrapped in a blanket burrito, the end of which is being held down by resident cat
help
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so today this girl was professing her love for this dude she’s been dating for 8ish years but is currently in a 5 month fight with. she was like “this is the longest we’ve gone without talking since he went to jail,” and i was like oh, jail? “yeah, he beat this [dude’s] head in with a hammer” WHAT
then i did a haircut on a classmate and it turned out...
i have a hickey that just won’t quit/it appears i have been mauled
i just realized how badly i want to and how perfect it would be to have a unicorn tattoo
“When I said I wasn’t with another girl
the January after we fell in love for...”
– Jon Sands, A Working List of Things I Will Never Tell You
Still kills me.
(via holdonmagnolia)
The first time I read this I got to the pony line and started bawling
(via whiskeyrobot)
whoa
Watchbb cat sleeping
Outrageous American Roadside Attractions. →
motoroboto:
amandakay-o:
alyssalerner:
I’m adding all ten places to my bucket list.
Okay. I have some stuff to do.
How did I know South of the Border would be on there. All the other ones look way cooler though.
south of the border is where i, at age 9, first encountered pay-to-pee bathroom stalls. horrifying.
ustreet:
womaninterrotta:
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i tried on this perfume at sephora and i can’t tell if it makes me smell enchanting or old
icarntspell asked: OMG CAN I GET A BLOW OUT NEXT WEEK?!
anyone in NYC please come save me from the walk-in mess of drug addled “clients” that come into my beauty school for services. i will cut and/or color your hair and swear to god not fuck it up! the school has a floor charge of like $10-$12 or something but that’s it. even if you just need a blow-out for a hot d8, hit me up. put it in my askhole.
Or A Declaration
thefrenemy:
What happened?
There, with the young face slack with worry, disdain, and exactly the kind of look eyeliner or a beer on a Saturday doesn’t cover up. I’d call that longing, you call it boredom. A listless feeling that where you are is not where you want to hang up your coat and stay a while. Nobody will notice, you think.
This is your sadness, your secret, the comfort blanket of...
carlos and i had relations and now we are side by side drinking our respective bottles of wine (his cabernet and mine rose) on our respective laptops, playing minecraft
is this love
Anonymous asked: Have you ever been in love before the guy you're with now?
