Also, I’m wearing orange lipstick.
Guys my FAVORITE thing to do right now is to report all the facebook ads as “sexually explicit.” Just wanted to let you know in case you’re as easily amused as I am at the moment.
felinae-deactivated20120216 asked: i downloaded mogwai's discography because of you lollll so good
Carlos and I did a cover of Cody by Mogwai.
squatpilgrimvstheworld asked: Six.
princessdookie asked: YOUR VOICE OMG JFKSJFKDSFJDSKF
smoked for the first time in months, first good high in years
it’s hard to be very happy and profoundly sad at the same time
I’ll leave you guys with this, though.
meemorp asked: Why did you decide that you were going to deactivate facebook/tumblr??
Think I need a break from tumblr.
The only information I can find out about incisions reopening after stitch removal is about animals. There’s a horse forum that gave me more info than any medical site. I’m not a fucking horse.
I got my stitches out yesterday and like a fucking idiot, went traipsing around manhattan with my mom this afternoon. I stopped wearing the surgical shoe and shoved my still swollen foot into a boot and felt pretty damn good about it until like five minutes ago, when I took my sock off and examined the bottom of my foot. What was my logic? It doesn’t hurt, it must be fine! YOU’RE ON...
Lizdexia: An Open Letter to "Nice Guys" of the... →
nervousrex: queen-of-everything: uprightcitizens: Hi. How ya doing. My name is Liz, and I am here with a message from the Foundation of Ladies Who Are Sick of Being Told Who and What To Do* (FLWASBTWWTD for short). This goes out to all of you self-proclaimed “Nice Guys” who write and say things like this, or this, or even this. If you have… The problem is not that you’re nice. The problem...
why are there no cookies near me at this moment in time
I have basically no clue what that show “twin peaks” is about so I am going to assume it is about boobs.
In all seriousness how would one go about donating eggs? do they pull them out of you? would I have to go off birth control?
I’m thinking of calling the shop “bitch nails” but then my mom would give me that look she gives me when I do things like that.
haygirlhay: thebluehour replied to your post: Privileged Problems Also, why won’t the people at the manicure place give me the shortest mani ever? Why do they think I want long nails. Gross, no thank you. I like them short enough to bleed. THIS. I actually have to cut my nails before I go because they will never cut them short enough (and shoot me disapproving looks as they file the stubs)....
starving gonna make tortellini that is all
So as a bat-mitzvah’d heathen half-jew, I really only ever participate in passover. Partly because that’s the only time I really see my dad’s family, but mostly because of the charoset/horseradish sandwich business.
Just had the shittiest dream and woke up crying. I still feel nauseous and horribly inadequate. when will this stop
Time to break out my lavender pants?
Time to break out my lavender pants.
Don’t tell me there’s another bird in the wall…….. If you’re new here, this will explain……….
Seriously this is so dumb. One of the only disagreements we’ve had (ongoing since last summer) is the fact that he likes water parks and I don’t. We went to one last year and I had an underwater disposable camera with me and I still haven’t developed it even though he’s asked me to about nine times because about half the roll is pictures of my middle finger.
I’m not sure if “Good.” is the right response to “You’re right, I’m sorry.” but the amount of fucks I give is quickly decreasing by the minute.
Words cannot describe how much I hate water slides and 99% of water parks. Take me to the lazy river, splash me and I swear to god I will drown you.
I’m thinking about starting an etsy shop and selling custom fake nails.
snailthegail: Waiting ever so patiently for the day when people stop making covers of that Friday song. Yep.
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santoslittlehelper-deactivated2 asked: Did you miss my drunken posts from that strip club? I fucking love lady tits.
Douglas Martin Douglas, I am just giving you a shout out for all the gif replies. You make me giggle.