April 2011
I just spent twenty minutes crying and apologizing to Lulu. I don’t know what to do. I don’t understand why she pees on everything. I give her so much love and food and a quiet environment and everything a cat could want and she still does it. We’ve had her for two years and have tried everything. Now that we’re moving we can’t keep the band-aid on anymore because we...
March 2011
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“ceeeeelibate good times come on!”
things i've done already today and it's only 9:40
conozco:
ate 2 waffles and an orange
jillian michael’s 30 day shred
went running (i’m doing this for 8 weeks until i build up my stamina again, then i’m going to start training for a 10k and eventual half marathon. eventually.)
drank 2 water bottles
showered
made flash cards for my art history midterm tomorrow
made flash cards for my spanish midterm tomorrow
now i’m off to trader joe’s...
yo-conozco asked: girl i'd never really do it. if my lobes would look normal after i totally would but i don't want them looking like saggy and shit for the rest of my life. i can deal with tattoos when i'm older but not deformed ears
Whoever’s calling the house phone is going to have to deal with the fact that I am not moving off this bed until I have to pee.
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Exercises in idiocy #1
“I took vicodin for my root canal but all it did was make my tummy hurt and I wasn’t in any pain anyway so codeine is fine”
meemorp asked: I hope your surgery goes well! (If you haven't already undergone it) I know everything will be fine but I just wanted to send you some tumblr-love and I hope you get well! :)
Very good answer to "can I still wear Dior?" →
that is a link ^
rrabbit:
Apparently, photos of my ex and I messing around while we were dating keeps popping up as his screensaver whenever his girlfriend is around, much to her rage, despite him deleting those photos. All I can do is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
hahahaha
Can anyone explain to me why the “track your package” function on the forever21 site does not actually track your package.
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This is really weird but I’ve been having some vivid nightmares recently and when shit has been happening this week that is just incredulous and awful, I’ve paused more than once to make sure I was awake.
I don’t even know where we’d take her. Probably back to the lady/small organization we got her from. I don’t even want to think about this. Fuck.
To top things off, Lulu peed on a bed again and because of that, if/when we move, she can’t come with us. I’m having such a shitty weekend on so many levels, I can’t even.
countsnackula:
When Kate Borstein came to talk, she spent a portion of her speech talking about suicide, and how the way she got over such thoughts was, instead of killing her physical self, metaphorically killing the part of her that she no longer wanted, or was able to, live with. I thought that was really powerful, and so radically different from everything else you hear about dealing with...
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I love you more than I should, so much more than...
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“Sleep as much as you can so you don’t have to face the horrible reality of what...”
– Chowder (via silenceofthesirens)
Just did my eyebrows. Little things to make me feel human (pretty) (non-werewolf) (weren’twolf) again.
Abusive ex is now “bisexual”. I knew it.
arteffect:
bang, bang, originally by Nancy...
Last night I dreamt that I was running on a snowy path in what looked like the Catskills in winter. I reached this little cottage and Carlos was inside, sitting on a couch along with a few other people. I wanted to sit next to him, but there were no empty spots so I gave the girl next to him the side-eye and sat on her. Then I was outside in the snow again.
I don’t know what this means...
felinae:
My “friend” and her mom are both idiots. So apparently her mom didn’t have double eyelids before but then she started putting that asian tape on her eyelids while she slept and then they became permanent double eyelids.
1. how insecure are you that you need to tape your eyelids on.
2. your mom obviously got plastic surgery.. the whole purpose of the tape is defeated if she’s sleeping...
Oh and I forgot to mention that during the procedure today, the doc accidentally flicked blood onto her face. “Splashed” was the term she used.
Why has nothing been posted to the dashboard in the last half hour?
Dating Books: A List
thefrenemy:
I hate dating advice books. I read “He’s Just Not That Into You” when I was 16 and was told everybody was pretty indifferent about me.That’s all I learned-that people didn’t like me too much, possibly including my parents and grocer. And then the rest of the advice was find somebody who likes you. That was it, and then they made a movie about it staring Ben Affleck and I’m still...
The unfollow function isn’t working. Now that I’ve tried to unfollow someone and couldn’t, and still have to see their shit on my dash, I’m a little uncomfy here, tumblr.
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Because I know you guys are so concerned about my foot, today I went back to the doctor to see if she could finally take it out, but she couldn’t. She was riiight on it, and it wouldn’t budge. There was so much blood.
So on Tuesday I’m gonna go to the hospital and they’ll have to really open me up and get it out. I can’t wait.
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“boys suck” “i want a nice guy” “why aren’t there any smart, pretty girls” “why are all guys assholes”
shut the fuck up
TMI Tuesday I haven’t showered in a little under 48 hours because the doctor told me not to take the bandage off or get it wet yesterday so I didn’t. My hair is disgusting and I could shower now, but I would have to do some wacko acrobatics to maneuver myself in the tub so as to not get my foot wet. I just feel terrible.
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hi
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hi tumblr so the doctor called and said there are two things in my foot and she will try to get them out tomorrow, but i will most likely have to go to the O.R. and have them do it there. under sedation. asleep. not awake. fuck.
Also
madpunishmentwheel:
We were supposed to see several thunderstorms tonight. Instead? 60 and cloudless.
What does that even say?
THIS GIF
