January 2012
Jan 1st
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December 2011
Dec 31st
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we have to do a facial on a classmate for this test and I just really do not want to touch anyone
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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also, what makes people think it’s an acceptable conversation opener to ask things like, “are you a natural redhead?” or “are those your real nails?” etc. some uggo on the train asked me the hair thing and i ignored him bc, rude. then he kept talking, “my name is fjshkfakh, what’s yours?” and i was like, I THOUGHT WHEN I IGNORED YOU THE FIRST TIME...
Dec 29th
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crazy bitch is back in class from her leave of absence (in which she took her FOUR yr old son to get circumcised…) and already she’s accusing someone of staring at her. i just can’t this morning.
Dec 29th
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aaaaand this is where i stop courtesy following you bc i know you irl. i sat through all the “tumblrs-funniest-posts” bc we were ~cool in hs and god is this facebook? but i’m not down with bigotry at. all. so, see ya never
Dec 29th
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what i am going to do in the next hour or two: do the dishes shower for a long time, maybe even shave (!!!!) paint my nails snuggle with peaches read a book relax my brain 
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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oh! and i’m going to hawaii in april my mom has been planning a trip there for her annual business association thing meeting for months now, and she extended her stay so she could just chill and do hawaii things bc duh i initially couldn’t go with her bc i was in school school and the dates fell smack dab in the middle of finals week, but now that i’m in fake school i’m...
Dec 29th
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also carlos got me paige jeans for chreesmas and they fit my butt SO WELL everywhere else, too, but the butt thing is a big deal
Dec 29th
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i got carried away with being way too honest and now i feel like a major idiot and i think the only way i can undo it is by shutting up and smiling for like, ever btw this is the cover photo of this girl in my beauty school class’s timeline: jesus christ
Dec 29th
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“You’ve been living a while in the front of my skull, making orders. You’ve been...”
– “Atrophy” by The Antlers
Dec 27th
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you know when you’re talking about something and you’re interrupted and then your mind seems to be completely wiped free of it and you can’t remember for shit, what you were talking about? that just happened except it was with me thinking anxious about something and something happened and now i can’t remember what i was anxious about this is a weird state of being
Dec 27th
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whiskeyrobot: Is there a name for that little scene where extras are doing something and find the body in the beginning of the crime dramas? Just saw a particularly dumb one in this episode of Bones. Father and son went ice fishing. Dad was giving son “the talk” and applying it to son drilling the hole. Dad said, and I quote, “once you get it in a little you can speed up.” Son then started to...
Dec 27th
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Dec 25th
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too stupid to do laundry
just did a whole load and forgot to add detergent whatever
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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carlos accidentally upgraded the wrong line when setting up his new iphone and says it’s a hassle to change it over to his line so now he’s adopting his sister’s number basically i got a “hey babe” text from what seemed to be his 9 yr old sister and it was weird
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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cvjo: portugal the tranny. lance bass, on why we shouldn’t use the word “tranny” shortly after using the word tranny on television
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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i think one of the lowest emotional points i’ve been at was when my grandparents in tennessee sent around a mass e-mail with the subject “JARED’S FIRST DEER” and an attached photograph of my then ~8 year old cousin kneeling and smiling next to whatever deer was dumb enough to go near any of them.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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WatchWatch
wait - m83
Dec 21st
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http://grooveshark.com/#/album/Hurry+Up+We+re+Dreaming/6616973 do it
Dec 21st
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do you believe you're missing out? that everything...
tina that’s probably it, to be 100% honest
Dec 21st
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comfy in bed have to pee
Dec 21st
the new m83 album is pretty good, like 80% good at least. 20% i could do without, but the other 80 is gold.
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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here is where i remember i still have a photobucket account from ~middle school
Dec 21st
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diosmioitskara asked: 2 and 5 :)
Dec 21st
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santoslittlehelper-deactivated2 asked: 20 & 2
Dec 21st
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Anonymous asked: 7, 14, 16
Dec 21st
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yo-conozco asked: 17 18 19
Dec 21st
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dude at work just texted me blahblah “bedtime. nighty night.” and i texted back “bedtime is for beds! bye” someone just put me out of my misery i almost typed “mystery” there put me out of my mystery
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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also carlos’ best friend, by proxy my close friend, is joining the marines and i was kind of okay with it until c & i were in the car talking about it, and c said that friend said offhandedly, “i just wanna shoot people,” and i suddenly found myself crying into my bag of jolly ranchers. i know he said it because he’s vulnerable and wants to pretend it’s a video...
Dec 21st
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i pulled my hair out for about two years, culminating in the sixth grade, before my mom noticed the thinning spot at my crown. it wasn’t even a slow realization, like, “why is my kid balding?”—it was “jesus, aaron, she has trichotillomania,” because she knew. apparently she used to pull out mostly her eyebrows but also her head hair when she was younger, so she...
Dec 21st
i don’t know why that question makes me so uncomfortable but it does
Dec 20th
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Anonymous asked: could you see yourself marrying your boyfriend?
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
i just made microwave miso soup with vegetable broth, miso, and silken tofu chunks. plus cayenne, chili powder and fresh chopped parsley. took maybe five minutes and it’s so. good.
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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