Anonymous asked: what's your stance on being friends with an ex? im considering being friends with my exboyfriend but i dunno, it seems kind of weird...
yo-conozco asked: how was brand newwwwwwwwww
waiting for doors to open at brand new i’m like shaking i’m so stoked also my ID worked here so i’m pretty much set
so i went to the thrift store near my house to avoid the black friday frenzy but still find something cool to wear to brand new tomorrow i found this SUPER COOL 80s structured but drape-y polyester liz claiborne jumpsuit for $14 took it home and chopped the big sleeves off. now the armholes go down into a deep v so my bra peeks through very sassy
freddieprinze-jr: i’m grateful for guys with nice butts amen.
as tall as lions - milk and honey this song is...
Anonymous asked: do you think the relationship you're in now is the best you've ever been in ?
i was on a very hot, very crowded train home in my down jacket (52 degrees means cold, right..) and if there were room for me to fall to the floor and cry, i would have i can’t deal with extreme temperatures, especially the heated end i got home and ripped off my jacket and smelled myself and for some godforsaken reason i smell like chocolate chip cookies now i’m laying on the tile...
i don’t even know how to approach this situation but i was beyond livid and there’s no one intelligent in the school, period, so there’s really no one i can bring it to sexist bullshit does not belong in the classroom especially a classroom full of young, aspiring women
ugh i do not know what possessed me to take in these jorts all by my self when there is a tailor not even half a block down from me i think it was the stairs i live on the third floor once i get up here i’m all rapunzel’d out
soooooooo i went with carlos to his dad’s house to pick up a table, literally two minutes in and out. on the way in he didn’t even acknowledge i was there, so i said hi to his gf, hey how are you, good, how are you, good. he then passed by me and i was like HI :) and dude just grunted and walked upstairs. okay, fine. even though this is a rare interaction now that carlos moved out, it...
winona ryder has a perfect nose
why the fuck is cocaine cowboys 2 on netflix instant and cocaine cowboys isn’t
all i want is a big fat black chunky knit sweater that feels like a blanket that i can wear on top of anything but still underneath my coat also it should open in the front
this is where i talk about my relationship so this sunday is carlos/my two year thing. i guess we’re just growing up or whatever, but i’ve never been able to stand anyone this long, and i’m still genuinely excited to see him and kiss him and touch things with him. i think that’s pretty cool and rad and major love stuff but like, where do we go from here? the words are...
monkey bread in the oven i want to go to sleep
fuck me gently with a chainsaw
i stopped at key food on the way home and bought a half tube of pillsbury cinnamon rolls because they started making half tubes and why wouldn’t i the chick at the counter was like LOL BREAKFAST OR DESSERT??? and i was like uh, dinner! and then we laughed
The only legend I have ever loved is the story of a daughter lost in hell. And found and rescued there. Love and blackmail are the gist of it. Ceres and Persephone the names. And the best thing about the legend is I can enter it anywhere. And have. As a child in exile in a city of fogs and strange consonants, I read it first and at first I was an exiled child in the crackling dusk of the...
pepsiflavoredcondoms: ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex before trying viagra
pigeonpuke-deactivated20130421 asked: yes yes I'm American and you know what we could always go back in time and kick Ben Franklin in the butt because I think the whole attach a key to a kite and play in a thunderstorm to discover electricity fried his brain because setting the clock back and all that man I do not know in the slightest American pride GEORGE W. BUSH FREEDOM RED SOX etc.
pigeonpuke-deactivated20130421 asked: hi I'm Darcie I like ur blog yo and also your hair I like that a lot too anyways how do you do
there is a 24 hr CVS ~3 blocks away but fuck outta here if you think i’m leaving my bed at this hour
i ran out of contact solution last night, signaling it was probably time to throw out the pair i had been rocking for a good month (these are 2 week-ers) and i forgot to get some today and now my options are: throw this new pair out or sleep with them on. fucking shit cunt bitch i hate everything fuck all the things
Anonymous asked: what the actual fuck is pimento cheese?
do you remember the plot thread in jimmy neutron where there was that doctor scientist dude who did all this crazy shit but his one weakness was that he could never finish anything? that’s me with basically every art/music thing i do. i hate it.
dude just because i turned you down for drinks a couple times for legit reasons doesn’t mean you can respond to me asking you for the same when it’s a better time for me with inane, arbitrary non-answers just to give me a taste of my own medicine
i think i’m going to start embroidering my clothing with phrases and cats and things because what else am i supposed to do with all the time i don’t have, right