i want deviled eggs but i have no mayonnaise only miracle whip (GROSS) what do i do
bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce
the acid in coffee gives me the worst stomach ache every time i drink it, and every time i drink it, i tell myself “maybe it won’t happen this time” and then it does and then i feel like shit. i like coffee a lot and this makes me very sad.
carlos and I went to dinner the other night and had possibly the best meal ever. we went to this place in bklyn called “traif” where the menu was all tapas portioned yummy things like bacon wrapped blue cheese stuffed dates and blue crab & truffle pasta and chinese five spice wings and omg. my favorite was the dessert: doughnuts smothered in dulce de leche and bacon bits with coffee ice cream....
There is something powerful in the whispering of obscenities, about those in...– Margaret Atwood, from The Handmaid’s Tale
thelisbonmaru: miiiilk: hey if you follow good blogs that you think I might like, please tell me because it’s one of the most depressing things in the world when I refresh my dash and it’s still the same ten minutes later shitty hipster blogs need not apply ^ I like text-post blogs does peaches make me a shitty hipster blogger, am i allowed to have a cat in here
i guess the ‘read more’ function isn’t working tonight
there was also that time that one hamster had babies and instead of straight up nursing, the babies started eating her she ended up with a nickel sized wound on her hind quarter and my dad thought it would be a good idea to clean the area with tea tree oil and isolate her in a wastebasket (we ran out of safe cages, i assume). i told him it was a bad idea, that we should just leave her alone, but...
i could have sworn i posted about this before but google tells me i haven’t, so it’s probably me just inserting memories into tumblr from real life. ccym won’t tell me her terrible pet story so i’m going to tell mine. so. when i was ~9 i had a hamster and her name was daphne. she ran away so i got another one and named it cupid. our downstairs neighbors found and caught...
ccym asked: eh i killed a couple of my neighbours dogs when i was like 5. no one really talks about it anymore.
going to see brand new in atlantic city next month soooooo excited
likeliterallydead: Didn’t everyone have an obscene obsession with Justin Timberlake’s “My Love?” if you’re ever in new york, go to vynl the door to the bathroom is marked with a mirrored dressing room star with JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE on it and there is a larger than life mosaic covering one of the walls inside of JT doing his thing and JT music playing forever on loop it’s beautiful
whiskeyrobot: No, you cannot use my personal cell phone. #desk workers need a union reglob for the tag i should start chronicling the bullshit clients ask about at work
spent all last night stoned and listening to meddle on vinyl. never really understood the ‘big deal’ about records because lossless digital is the bomb right? but it actually sounded awesome even through the crackling (dirty old records salvaged from gparents basement) and the best way to describe it is just that all the levels were audibly separable and I heard some vocal harmonies in...
Me: Hey, you weren't just on 34th like 30 min ago...right? Saw someone who looked exactly like you... freaked me out.
Dad: Kinda cool
Dad: There is cloning going on
Dad: Actually there are 10 more "me's" out there
4 sweaters, 1 sweater dress, and a tunic top for...
ilikeyourwigjanice: How? Step 1: Shop Step 2: Add any petite item in your bag Step 3: Use promo code RMNPETITES30 to get 30% off your ENTIRE order when you add a full-priced petite item to your order. Step 4: Spend over $125 to get free shipping Step 5: Return petite item to your local LOFT Step 6: Look awesome in your new sweaters that are all under $20. thank you!!! everyone needs...
i tried to take peaches for a walk today. i put the harness on her and let her chill with it for a few hours, just to get her used to it. then hooked up the leash, picked her up and opened the door. door is squeaky, she got scared and bolted to my bed. went to get her, left the door open, walked through the already open door with her in my arms and put her down in the hallway outside the...
i am so fucking pigeon-toed my feet grew two sizes the summer before 7th grade and i had to re-learn how to walk because i was constantly tripping over myself. landed in the emergency room ~7 times, refused to wear crutches because ew. now i do stairs on my tippy toes so i don’t die.
Anonymous asked: 5,12,19
ccym asked: 7, 20.
whiskeybot asked: 10!
bjcg-nofriends asked: lol 9
1: What's your relationship status?
2: What are you majoring in?
3: What's your sexual orientation?
4: Are you crushing on anyone? If so, who?
5: What's the cutest thing someone's ever done for you?
6: What are the top five places you wish you could go before you die?
7: What was the scariest moment of your life?
8: If you could take something back that you said or did, what would it be?
9: Do you think that the person who sent you this number was cute?
10: If you had to name three important details about you, what would you say?
11: Are you allergic to anything? If so, what?
12: Have you ever been in love? If so, are you still in love?
13: Do you like sports? If so, which ones?
14: What are four things you can't live without and why?
15: Do you have a facebook? If so, would you add the person who sent you this number?
16: What do you like to do in your spare time?
17: What are your biggest fears?
18: What are two of your biggest weaknesses?
19: What are your three biggest insecurities?
20: If you could write anonymous letters to three people, who would you send it to and what would you say?
rgr-pop: If we have learned anything from this whole ordeal, I think it is that people who like or respect John Lennon are not to be trusted.
not what beethoven had in mind
abloodymess: oldtobegin: sometimes owen and i sing the main ode to joy theme just using the word “buttholes” AND we stay on key. mozart would be thrilled, though
dontcookbilly: Firth of Forth: Thoughts on Occupy Wall Street suburbantragic: Over the past week, I’ve spent about three solid days covering the protest for both the Hostra Chronicle as well as some fun coverage for Student Loans For Beer Money, and I have to say that I was left largely unimpressed. Being someone who was pretty big into protesting in my high school days, I’ve been to both...