Lmao, “girl, you lion” is said like the most ghetto “GURL, YOU LYINNNNNNNNNNNNNN” you can imagine.
I told her she needs to step out of her comfort zone. She was a cat last year.
Ask me about my wiener!
and pulled the whole “I’m sorry, but I noticed you when you passed by, and you’re a beautiful woman- are you single by any chance?” I’ve been hit on by randos before, catcalls, etc., but never by someone that old, and never that up-front. I told him no, I’m not single, and he kept going: “What’s your background? Are you mixed? European?” I just nodded, said goodbye and kept walking. The only thing that really got me was that he called me a “woman,” as I’ve always been a chick or a girl or whatever else females are at eighteen. Weird.
So I thought about it that day, then completely forgot about it, because I have other shit to occupy my brain, i.e. math test that I will bomb in two hours. But then this morning, as I waited for the bus, the SAME DUDE came up to me. Mind you, I’m in a completely different location than last time, and I almost never bump into the same random people. Not only is it the same guy, but he says the same things he did before, verbatim. I’m just thinking to myself, either this guy is fucking creepy as hell and thinks I don’t remember him, or he hits on so many women a day that I’m just blending in. Actually either of those make him creepy, but whatever. After his original shtick, I turn him down again, and he puts out his hand (which I did not shake,) and says “well, I’m Giovanni, just in case we meet again.”
Uh.
- allegra
- yaz
- advil
- benadryl
Also, the meningitis shot decided to give me some nice side effects including nausea, so tums would be added to this if it weren’t for some variety of adverse reaction with antacids that my allegra bottle warns me of.
imagine history didnt happen the way it did. You and I probably would have never met. Its strange how a chain of events can be altered and no one wouldve met their spouses, boyfriends, girlfriends, or friends. idk it just hit me today and i wanted to blog about it. it made me realize how happy i am that history happened they way it did.
Oh shit, maybe you should make a movie about this!!!!
“Dr. Mascheroni, 75, is a nuclear scientist who has spent the 22 years since he left the Los Alamos National Laboratory trying to sell Congress, the scientific community, journalists — anyone who would listen, really, including this reporter — on his plan to build a giant…
Dr. Macaroni!
If you do that thing where you wrap a toilet sit in toilet paper and leave it like that when you leave you’re an asshole. And possibly a giant bird or some kind of man beaver. Go make a nest somewhere else.
Also, everything in the world is covered in pee, the ocean’s a giant toilet, if you mummy up a toilet sheet then next time you go to the beach or eat at McDonald’s you should cover yourself in toilet paper.
I was on my way to class and I heard it, so I stopped and went back because I knew for a fact that I heard a kitty/animal crying and I was scared that it fell in.
I saw the man staring straight down and I looked at him and asked: “Is there a cat down there?”
He looked up at me and licked his hands like paws and made the cat sound with bulging wide eyes and said, “MEOOOOOW,” which was the exact sound I heard. It was him the whole time.What a strange world we live in.
I mean, I don’t have anything… but if I did, boy would I be mad.
