January 2011
“She held herself very straight, like Audrey Hepburn, whom all women idolize and...”
– Jeffrey Eugenides, The Virgin Suicides
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December 2010
Just saw the commercial for some show called “Skins” and jesus fucking firecracker christ who let that happen
I’ve followed a few people on here because of their extreme and unabashed cases of narcissism, and even though we don’t interact at all, I can’t bring myself to unfollow. I don’t know what I’m waiting for.
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So I joined the radio station, and I don’t like it. I thought it would just take time to get to know people, to get comfortable in the new environment, to settle in, but time has nothing to do with it. I’m still uncomfortable. I made the move to “get out of my comfort zone,” and I feel like I’ve gained pretty much nothing. I’m supposed to be writing album...
“I just looked at the pattern of my life, decided I didn’t like it, and changed.”
– David Sedaris
"Bagel purists agree that toasting is strictly...
Go FUCK yourself, fucking travel channel.
“…your body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.”
– Anthony Bourdain
What is this. →
'This is the story of how I came to drill a hole... →
Cool morning, Rachel.
Looking at photos of JFK’s autopsy, and other dead celebrities.
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rip-paigesblog asked: I've decided you look like kristin davis
rip-paigesblog asked: I've decided you look like kristin davis
The Open Inter.net →
imnotheretomakefriends:
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coketalk asked: If it's mouthwash, we spit into the cup, darling.
If it's Jack Daniels or cum, we swallow.
If it's Jack Daniels or cum, we swallow.
coketalk asked: If it's mouthwash, we spit into the cup, darling.
If it's Jack Daniels or cum, we swallow.
If it's Jack Daniels or cum, we swallow.
It was a very special moment in our relationship, when Carlos and I discovered each other’s love for zit popping youtube videos.
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I'm still thinking about that bagel.
It’s becoming an issue because I don’t want to eat anything that’s not a toasted bagel with cream cheese and lox, and it’s making me very, very hungry/nauseous/lightheaded. There is so much snow, so going to the grocery store is a no-no, and I just don’t know what to do with myself. I think there’s some truffle cheese in the fridge which might hold me over, but...
Okay so, all you culinary types, please help:
I want to make a grilled salsa con queso sandwich. How do I do this? Velveeta and jalepenos?
Anonymous asked: Has anyone ever told you that you look like Diane Kruger? :)
Anonymous asked: Has anyone ever told you that you look like Diane Kruger? :)
If there is anything in this cold, snowy world...
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I am allowed to make this judgement because I...
I’m a crafty bitch, and I like to make things, but only useful things and aesthetically pleasing things. It bothers me that every time I start my craft category stumbleupon journey, I get so many pages of “t-shirt reconstruction,” like “Watch me turn this perfectly good band shirt into a trashy, unfinished skanktop!” I mean, I’m all for cutting the collars off...
It has been a full time holiday job, keeping Lulu...
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The Amateur Everything: It's Not the Tryptophan,... →
white-coat:
Merry Christmas! I hope everyone’s break is going well.
One of the most popular myths around the holidays is that turkey is rich in the amino acid tryptophan, which makes you sleepy. And while this is partially true, it’s actually all of the carbs that we consume with the turkey…
I get sleepy after every hearty meal. It’s “the itis”. No scientific...
