Didn't make the parade, but went trick-or-treating
I am eighteen. I’m sitting here trading candy with Carlos’ eight year old sister because she likes everything I don’t, and vice versa. Twix for Tootsie Rolls. Hell yes.
Also, the cast of "A Free Man of Color" was...
because it included Mos Def, Paul Dano and the butler dude from Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
She’s like a German Elmer Fudd. ‘Wets stawt de show!’– mom, on Heidi Klum
I like using cool words in papers.
Just said that the poem is a vacuum. Vacuuuuuuuum.
I have measured out my life in coffee spoons
Admit it Monday
I’m scared that if I ever have a child, I won’t be able to love it as much as I love my cat. I could be totally kidding here, but I’m really not :/
pepperj asked: Do you like to have fun
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I’m not doing a paper, so might as well be procrastinating properly.
So, uh, school’s awesome except for one thing: math. We took a placement test over the summer, and I placed into the fourth level of Baruch’s five levels of normal math. I don’t know how this happened, because I never took pre-calc or calc in high school, but here I am in an intermediate calculus class and I only half know what’s going on. I’m pretty concerned about...
I had a box of Trix artfully wedged between the...
then I forgot it was there and stepped on it. I’m going to bed.
Fairly average Sunday night
Listening to Lenny Kravitz and drinking tea, trying to get through the assigned readings for my English class. Lulu won’t stop meowing, but that’s okay because she’s singing along!
Do you ever stop to think about how good it feels to have things done to you? In the same vein as getting a massage, but not limited to it. Having your back scratched, your nails done, your hair cut or played with. Do you remember being little and having a friend “read your palm”? It’s a very specific feeling that I can’t seem to articulate, but I hope you know what I mean.
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I am baffled. I saw I had a friend request on facebook, so I clicked through and found this: Cool, lady, I’m glad you like what you see, but I don’t know you. Then I looked closer. “See 1 Hidden Request”. What? Hidden what? I clicked it, and this came up: Who the fuck are you? Since when can you send “hidden requests” on facebook? How the fuck am I even...
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The advice I like to give young artists, or really anybody who’ll listen to me,...– Chuck Close (via drinkyourjuice)
Does anyone else have this issue?
I used to use this pale pink nail polish by Sally Hansen, and it would develop surface cracks after a day or two. I attributed it to the cheapness of the polish, but this past week, I tried an OPI light pink and it did the same thing. It’s still stuck to my nail, all the way down to the tip, but the surface is completely covered with little spiderweb cracks. What the hell? This only ever...
Feel so sorry for those kids whose parents ration... →
skeletonfun: worldsgreatestdad: reinventedwheel: Not only are they making their kids miss out big time, but they’re also full of shit. Hate overbearing parents in general. What a way to live your life, being constantly hounded and regulated by someone you have to see literally every day. my parents did that and now i have perfect teeth. so. Welcome to parenting, asshole. I felt a...
Things I never understood:
Asian girls individuals who bleach their hair out to that same strange, wrong, wrong shade of copper.
What if Katy Perry actually gets hardcore into...
attackshipsonfire: but she leaves her boobs behind and they’re all, “Guys she was an asshole I am so much cooler,” and then Katy Perry’s Boobs becomes the greatest rock group ever what if I would definitely support Katy Perry’s Boobs.
Got some clementine-looking things at the fruit...
Opened one up and it had seeds.