February 2012
56 posts
i have a hickey that just won’t quit/it appears i have been mauled
i just realized how badly i want to and how perfect it would be to have a unicorn tattoo
“When I said I wasn’t with another girl
the January after we fell in love for...”
– Jon Sands, A Working List of Things I Will Never Tell You
Still kills me.
(via holdonmagnolia)
The first time I read this I got to the pony line and started bawling
(via whiskeyrobot)
whoa
Watchbb cat sleeping
Outrageous American Roadside Attractions. →
motoroboto:
amandakay-o:
alyssalerner:
I’m adding all ten places to my bucket list.
Okay. I have some stuff to do.
How did I know South of the Border would be on there. All the other ones look way cooler though.
south of the border is where i, at age 9, first encountered pay-to-pee bathroom stalls. horrifying.
ustreet:
womaninterrotta:
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i tried on this perfume at sephora and i can’t tell if it makes me smell enchanting or old
icarntspell asked: OMG CAN I GET A BLOW OUT NEXT WEEK?!
anyone in NYC please come save me from the walk-in mess of drug addled “clients” that come into my beauty school for services. i will cut and/or color your hair and swear to god not fuck it up! the school has a floor charge of like $10-$12 or something but that’s it. even if you just need a blow-out for a hot d8, hit me up. put it in my askhole.
Or A Declaration
thefrenemy:
What happened?
There, with the young face slack with worry, disdain, and exactly the kind of look eyeliner or a beer on a Saturday doesn’t cover up. I’d call that longing, you call it boredom. A listless feeling that where you are is not where you want to hang up your coat and stay a while. Nobody will notice, you think.
This is your sadness, your secret, the comfort blanket of...
carlos and i had relations and now we are side by side drinking our respective bottles of wine (his cabernet and mine rose) on our respective laptops, playing minecraft
is this love
Anonymous asked: Have you ever been in love before the guy you're with now?
the up-side to having shitty vision is you get to fill in the blanks
most of which amount to, “it’s a ghost”
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also we’ve been talking about moving out/in together, like more than talking: planning. i’ll be 20 in less than a month and for reasons i can’t yet grasp it feels very final. i know it’s not and i know it’s fiscally smart to stay home and not pay rent but i also have this ineffable urge to jump off somewhere and make my own nest. my mom moved to vienna with friends...
after typing and deleting and typing and deleting the same text over and over the same shit to the effect of “i don’t really care about valentine’s day bc i love you all the time (and my bday is 2 wks from it) but it’s not xmas or anything and i’m apathetic but do we as a couple in a relationship thing need to have a day to sit and stare at each other going i love you...
okay so i just got really hungry
i made toast and mixed up some vegenaise & dijon, smeared that on top, then threw on some white pepper and paprika, and topped it all with romaine lettuce
it’s like illusion dieting
if you can’t see the fat, it’s not there
MOGWAI IS IN NYC ON JUNE 14TH
carlos and i were SO SAD after the show we meant to see early last year was postponed, and the second date ultimately canceled
we are so there, sooooo there
imnotheretomakefriends:
one time on mtv cribs one of the girls from charmed (i think it was alyssa milano because it sounds like something she’d say) said that she wouldn’t buy shoes unless she would have sex in them (or something to that effect).
i have been living by that shoe rule since i was like 14.
edit: i think it was during her short hair phase. so whenever that was and however old i...