what if i drew a mouse as a unicorn i feel like vacuum sealed salami
my dad’s contact photo for me on his phone is a phonebooth filled with snow
wandatinasky: when i was a kid, i always hid in the hamper when we played hide and go seek because it was quiet and dark and nobody ever bothered to look for me until they’d found everybody else because they knew exactly where i’d be palliative care
i am in the rare state of patient enough to listen to albums in full and i think now would be a good time to tackle the moon & antarctica
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so i have to get a root canal. tried to make an appointment with the endodontist my dentist referred me to, and they couldn’t work me in for two weeks. and they charge $250 for nitrous. i called my dentist back and asked for a different referral so i could get in sooner, and the place they then referred me to a) had a way nicer receptionist, b) fit me in asap, and c) only charges $50 for...
T.S. Eliot, "The Waste Land"
oldtobegin: I. THE BURIAL OF THE DEAD April is the cruellest month, breeding Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing Memory and desire, stirring Dull roots with spring rain. Winter kept us warm, covering Earth in forgetful snow, feeding A little life with dried tubers. Summer surprised us, coming over the Starnbergersee With a shower of rain; we stopped in the colonnade, And went on in sunlight,...
i saw room 237 last night. it was alright. i could have done without all the numerology and grasping arbitrarily about stanley kubrick’s personal life, but there were some cool things that i learned within the actual analysis they offered. basically it just made me want to watch the shining again. tonight i saw spring breakers which was fantastic. go see it. you won’t be disappointed....
sigur ros at MSG so fucking psyche dude omg
carlos and i are starting a built to spill cover band, that’s it. that’s the new life project.
TO DO LIST SHOWER TAKE PEACHES TO VET UNWRAP BIG CANVAS FIRST LAYER OF PAINT then dinner with mom and we’re seeing breakfast at tiffany’s in previews on broadway (i couldn’t get through the movie, but we’ll see) BUT THEN MORE PAINTING I THINK I’M GONNA NEED A BIGGER BRUSH
what the fuck would high school me say to present me? that question is dumb but more importantly it’s BACKWARDS get your RHETORIC IN ORDER ANYONMOUSE
i haven’t been on tumblr in like a week and i forget how AWARE you have to be to work this thing and ALL i’ve been doing the past few days is working and SMOKING and taking all my medication on TIME so like i can’t do this right now <3 u guys c u l8r
Anonymous asked: what would high school you say to present you?
o salt and vinegar pringles you burn off my taste buds remind me of warheads but slower and with more feeling
today i turned 21 and i’m kind of emotionally overwhelmed (very) and i haven’t picked up any calls or listened to my voicemail because i can’t deal with the unwarranted attention. i don’t know when facebook started sending mobile push notifications but it’s been pushing them at me all day. i feel guilty for being ungrateful for this attention. we had a party last...
for a minute i wanted a pet chameleon but they eat BUGS like LIVE BUGS
i’m gonna take a shower and think about maybe potentially possibly ordering peking duck on seamless because i’m worth it
carlos wanted to record us drunk playing modest mouse and i spilled macaroni on the couch
when i was like 10 or whatever i thought my breast buds were breast cancer
baigepoivin-deactivated20130324 asked: nah the new plan b is to go to a technical school to become an lpn.
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campbell’s chunky chicken with dumplings it’s pus colored and now that i got that phrase out there, i can’t finish eating it the carrot bits are decent this was a bad idea
i would like a cigarette and therefore need a reason to leave the apartment SO i am off to the thrift store to maybe buy some paintings to deface because this big empty wall is too big and empty THE END
girlyoulion: what if i did a waaaaaaaaaay slowed down ambient/electronic cover album of green day’s dookie this was a sleep-stoned rushing to work post but now i am totally serious
what if i did a waaaaaaaaaay slowed down ambient/electronic cover album of green day’s dookie
i joined instagram, s.o.s., please send help
our laundromat is UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT! and has NEW DRYERS! and FREE WIFI! but we dropped off our separate bags of laundry last night, together, but in. separate. bags. and got them back all combined and mixed up. i’m annoyed but am contemplating the unintended value of being forced to now sort/hang my clothes instead of living/dressing straight out of the laundry bag.
i think the worst thing someone could have said and did say to me c. 6th grade was, “didn’t your mother teach you how to walk in heels?”
i watched the graduate a week ago and still feel it moving inside me
“PAGLIA: Yes, though I believe in moderate sexual harassment guidelines. But you can’t the Stalinist situation we have in America right now, where any neurotic woman can make any stupid charge and destroy a man’s reputation. If there is evidence of false accusation, the accuser should be expelled. Similarly, a woman who falsely accuses a man of rape should be sent to jail. My...
i flat-iron my hair every day even though i know better (i am the big frizz) and it is damaged to the point that it’s refusing to take color evenly SO i decided to do the keratin straightening treatment and now can’t wash my hair for three days right now it looks like i’ve been electrocuted (all the short broken hairs at my part are sticking straight out) but it is definitely...